Category: Joke Board
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,
and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete
safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a
conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works.
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means:
"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the
game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F
Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your
birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl
selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have
actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am
hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I
think of some pretty good reasons soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and
am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend
the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you
yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm
starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see
us alive again."
*laughs*! Funny! The I can't find it thing especially makes sense for me, as when my brothers are asked where something is or to look for it, and it's not something that's important to them at the moment, they just scan the place and say they can't find it without seriously trying. *smiles*
Leilani
Thats true about guys! I like this joke!
Oh a man admitting that ... yeah, that is really true about ... most men.